"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"
moment of silence for all the young boys that’ll be jerkin off to the Victorias Secret fashion show tonight
aka ya boy
What are you doing. What are you doing. What have you done.
you’re telling me i can make BLACK SLUDGE THAT TASTES LIKE OREOS!?
PRETEND IT’S LEVIATHAN BLOOD
There are two kinds of people….
I RESENT THAT LEVIATHAN COMMENT SIR/MADAME.
wait for him…